Funny Fitness Followers Mugs

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

attorney at law

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Muscle Music.

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

Sports centre lift.

Aquarobics.

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."