Funny Farm Life Keeper Pillows

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Oh Hi!'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I'm an enigma!"

1,572 Performances.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Milkin' Impossible

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'Hang on a minute...'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'Sheep striptease'.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

#FAIL

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Food fight!'

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