Funny Family Moments Lovers Gifts

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

Child with picture of rocket

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'If you're planning to move back in here with your mother and me, you'll have to abide by our rules.'

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

Tired mum vacuums baby