Funny Eater Pillows

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Today's special... donuts.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Menu Dating

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"There are 12,000 species of ants... and you prefer worms?"

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."