Funny Anniversary Celebrator T-Shirts

'I had everything ready for a nice romantic dinner, but sure enough, he ruined it by getting into a feeding frenzy...'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Happy new year!"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Life begins at 60

Happy Birthday!

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

A drum covered in candles

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

Handel sitting on a piano

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"If there are seven dog years to every year - why don't I get seven birthday cakes every year?"

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."