Fungus Fun Lover Gifts

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Candid Camera store.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Karataoke

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

Peel poker.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Ice Cream Tower.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Climbing to the moon...

'Here comes our order.'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'