"They’re burying him with his Xanax."
Funeral Customs Observer Gifts
Searching for a meaningful gift for someone who observes funeral customs? Our collection features respectful, light-hearted items that acknowledge their unique traditions. Perfect for expressing sympathy or appreciation, these products blend thoughtful intent with a subtle humor that can bring comfort during somber times.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Personally, I'm a doer."
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."
How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?
"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"
"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."
Trump attempting to pull down the thinker
'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"
'I feel ridiculous!'
Cat in Hearse
A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.
'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'
Snowboy becomes a Snowman.
'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'
"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
Viking Funeral
At the funeral of the inventor of the hotdog bun.
"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."
'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'
'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'
The Day of the Great Parade - Ratapoil and his General Staff - 'Long live the Emperor!'
'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'
"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."
'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'
Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'
'Ironically, he had vertigo.'
"I've just married your uncle Leonard, and I'm looking forward to your support."
Dover Brexit jams
"Today we say a prayer...for those...we should remember."
Undertakers
'Can I interest you in our frequent shopper discount card?'
Funeral Customs Observer Gifts Collection
Funeral Customs Observer Mugs
Visit our mugs collection to find warm, respectful designs that honor funeral customs with a gentle touch of humor or heartfelt sentiment.
Funeral Customs Observer Pillows
Browse our pillows collection for comforting, respectful designs that honor funeral customs while adding a touch of gentle humor to your space.
Funeral Customs Observer Prints
Explore our prints that thoughtfully commemorate funeral customs, blending symbolism and light-heartedness for meaningful decor.
Funeral Customs Observer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt range for subtly witty or deeply respectful designs that celebrate the observance of funeral traditions.