Funding Drama Fans Mugs

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Gogglebollox.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

The good, the bard and the ugly

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

"He loves watching daytime shows where people throw a lot of hissy fits."

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"