Er Drama Fan Mugs

Cut hand while slicing bagels. All other emergencies.

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Charles I

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"despite the EKG monitor I can assure you this man is dead inside."

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

The good, the bard and the ugly

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"