Er Drama Fan Pillows

Cut hand while slicing bagels. All other emergencies.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Safe!'

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Charles I

"despite the EKG monitor I can assure you this man is dead inside."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

Jerry Springer Spaniel

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"