Donation Dramatics Enthusiast Mugs

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Scarpia from Tosca

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Lord George brings news of the debate

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Three Ladies

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Midsummer Night's Dream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."