Donation Enthusiast Mugs

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"So what blood group are you?"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"I gave on the E train."

Marathon costume

'Profit or non-profit?'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Professional Fund Riasers

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

Charity mugger

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

Benefactor of children

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.