Donation Enthusiast Prints

The nonprofit dog fight.

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"So what blood group are you?"

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

Marathon costume

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

'Profit or non-profit?'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"I gave on the E train."

Professional Fund Riasers

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

Charity mugger

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Benefactor of children

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.