Donation Dramatics Enthusiast Pillows

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

Scarpia from Tosca

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Lord George brings news of the debate

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Two Rages Passing in the Night

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Three Ladies

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."