Funding Drama Fans Gifts

'When I asked for funding of my rooster egg laying research, I was told the chick is in the male.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Scarpia from Tosca

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Paul and Debbie.

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

Gogglebollox.

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

No pressure