Bonus Drama Lovers Gifts

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cut!

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Falstaff

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Scarpia's Palace

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"True crime meets reality TV"