Funding Debaters Pillows

"You've heard of the government paying farmers not to farm; they pay us not to do research."

Changing Minds

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

Mind Narrows road sign.

Democratic Primaries

Two hearts arguing.

"When can we start calling each other names like they did in the political debates."

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

Emergency Healthcare.

Jesus's ideas sound compelling but it might just be a front for a right wing Christian agenda.

Headless Horseman - Perry.

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

Don't you think you're taking this too seriously? That I might have a long lost twin sister? According to a random person emailing your radio show. That's not proof of anything. Oh yeah. And you believed that Obama could bring us health care reform. Who's the one living in a fantasy world? You've been saving that one up, haven't you? I wonder if my twin shares my voluptuous looks.

Little Progress on Assault Weapon Ban - Background Checks.

Nation-wide gambling

Obama Care will save you!

Institution of $20,000 plus Tuition Per year Learning

Vladimir Putin punched by Vitali Klitschko