Funding Debaters Prints

"You've heard of the government paying farmers not to farm; they pay us not to do research."

Changing Minds

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

Mind Narrows road sign.

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

Two hearts arguing.

Democratic Primaries

"When can we start calling each other names like they did in the political debates."

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

Emergency Healthcare.

Headless Horseman - Perry.

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

"Today Trump proposed renaming the three branches of government Trump, Trump, and Trump."

Nation-wide gambling

Little Progress on Assault Weapon Ban - Background Checks.

Institution of $20,000 plus Tuition Per year Learning

The New Political Calculus: 'Didn't it use to be just to the power of ten?'

Obama Care will save you!