Debate Debaters Prints

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Ready!... Aim!..." Democrats

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Nation-wide gambling

Obama Care will save you!

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"Away with the warmonger!"

What's normal?

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Dialogue

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Political convention

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Skeptic Tank.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Changing Minds