Funded Fun-seeker Gifts

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Get on with it!

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Looks like another profit's warning

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Photobooth Photobomb

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

"Call me!"

Children's Entertainer

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'