Funambulist At Heart Gifts

'As I see it, the risk intensifies the stress.' 'On the other hand, maybe the stress intensifies the risk.'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Hey, wait for me!'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Boys Cooking

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Costume - What costume?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

The End of Summer.

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Hide and Seek

Party games.

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

Spice up your life

K-9 10k

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.