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'As I see it, the risk intensifies the stress.' 'On the other hand, maybe the stress intensifies the risk.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Hey, wait for me!'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Costume - What costume?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

The End of Summer.

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Party games.

Hide and Seek

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Spice up your life

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

'Now do you think that's done any good?'