Fun With Files Gifts

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Doo inc..can and no can.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Never to be seen again!"

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

ESSA File Cabinets

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

'I can't find ANY of our hidden agendas!'

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

"Do you file your nails..?

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

The early worm catches the bird.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Intelligence: in...analyze...analyze...analyze...out...back in again'

"Now, just for fun. Kick it!"

'We needed more room for our checking information, so I deleted that 4 meg joke file you had... Should I have backed that up

Lady funneling her record collection onto an mp3 player,

The Office Black Hole

It's our latest caseload management system, we just keep on adding files until he falls over.

The Fiddler crab.

A man searches for women on the internet.

'It can't be that important...or I would have found it by now.'