Fun Shower Taker Pillows

Rats! Frozen again!

'He likes to power nap.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

My Musical Influences

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Spring Training

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

The synchronized shower event.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Centurion in a Shower

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Grooming for beginners.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

People in the shower

'Is this the open house?'

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

Ah Darling, my favourite time of the year! I'm well fed, have a hot chocolate with marshmallows, and it's time to hibernate...

"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"