Fun Shape Humor Pillows

"I'm a landscape gardener."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Bench Press Accident

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Flan-eating bacteria

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'How now, brown cow?'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"Still on your left."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Jeff was watching his weight.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.