Fun-loving Strategists Pillows

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

Target your customer.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Game changing

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Business Target

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."