Fun-loving Fly T-Shirts

Look, we know you're cold and tired, but you don't want to shrivel up and die up there on that window sill! C'mon, jump!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

true love.

Serious Putty

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

Dog on a plane.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Two cats are high off catnip.

Teddy jogging

Cat playing Golf.

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Falling Rock Zone

Goalie Wall.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.