Fun-loving Epicures T-Shirts

'How many more minutes until the meal is served?!!'

The Vineyard

Rock Climber

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Sliding Down the Banister

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

"Oh, bugger!"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Last year, Dad picked a damp cave for us to hibernate in! This year, you're in charge Darling: find us a dry cave...

Man fishing from his boat on one side while all the fish dance on the other side

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Fun with candy.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

Desert Island Game

'Yep! She said the corner of 'get lost' and 'never' at midnight.'

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

Euro Tunnel of Love.

"Not just a wheel, Trog, but a wheel of aged Parmigiano Reggiano!"

La Brea Ball Pits

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

"Excuse me for a moment. I have to go and refinance this dinner bill."

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .