Fun-loving Epicures T-Shirts

'How many more minutes until the meal is served?!!'

The Vineyard

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Rock Climber

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Sliding Down the Banister

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

Man fishing from his boat on one side while all the fish dance on the other side

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Last year, Dad picked a damp cave for us to hibernate in! This year, you're in charge Darling: find us a dry cave...

Fun with candy.

"Oh, bugger!"

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Desert Island Game

'Yep! She said the corner of 'get lost' and 'never' at midnight.'

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

Euro Tunnel of Love.

"Not just a wheel, Trog, but a wheel of aged Parmigiano Reggiano!"

La Brea Ball Pits

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

"Excuse me for a moment. I have to go and refinance this dinner bill."

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

"But that's enough about me. What about you?"

Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."