Fun-loving Eaters Pillows

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Party Animals.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Fresh pepper?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"I like my steak well done."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "