Fun-loving Couch Potatoes Gifts

'You need an exercise program other than bar-hopping.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"I see a couch."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

I love thunderstorms!

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

I got a throw blanket and a throw pillow to accent my throw cat and throw husband.

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

You're only as old as you feel!

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."