Fun-loving Couch Potatoes Mugs

'You need an exercise program other than bar-hopping.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"I see a couch."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

I love thunderstorms!

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

You're only as old as you feel!

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."