Fun-loving Bachelor T-Shirts

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Okay. Let's go.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

Cult films!

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'This could be a new record!'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."