Fun-loving Bachelor Prints

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Okay. Let's go.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'...Please stop the...'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Dang.'

Bachelor Cake

'Slow and hurl.'

'I'm coping.'

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Okey-doke,'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'This could be a new record!'

Deformed and damaged.

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Cult films!

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'