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"You should really wear a hat."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

A family playing in the sea

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."