Fun In The Sun Advocate Gifts

"You should really wear a hat."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

A family playing in the sea

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Two piece outfits only.

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'