Summer Fun Advocate T-Shirts

"Instead of telling you what happens when you don't wear sunscreen, just look at your dad."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Holiday time.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

His New Grillfriend

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

The Perfect Cannonball

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Come and get it!"