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"You sure make a mean cuppa, Carl."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

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"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

Off Duty sign on desk.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"It's his creative time."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"It's my in-tray!"

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

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'I see the kids have 'broken-up' for the school holidays!'

"Come on, Jim, don't tell me our insurance doesn't offer other stress-reducing options."

"Wake up Mom! It's the first day of spring break and I'm bored."

'School's out... the adventure begins!'

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

'Run out of paper cups again?'

'Where're the biscuits?'

Best. Grandpa. Ever.