Lunch Break Coordinator T-Shirts

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Lunch Meet

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Out to Scrunch.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Lunch!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Soup

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"It's a working lunch."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'