Fume Detective T-Shirts

'Maybe I should check the fumes on this new batch of wallpaper paste.'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Pew researchers!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'