Fuel Unconcerned Driver T-Shirts

'I want something that shows I don't care about gas mileage or gas prices.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

Oil Profits

Diesel Prices

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Car Pools.

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Small Loans For SUV Fuel

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

Grades of booze