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Tramp's Gas

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

Self Service Island

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

'What luck!'

Oil tanker and refinery.

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Briquettes

Oil Profits

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

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