Fuel-free Explorer Gifts

Electric or fossil?

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Is Driving Doomed?

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Man on Island.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

'Well, don't look at me!'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

"One day son,all of this will be yours."

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

That's our uncivilized civilization!

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

Future Farmer struggling to get water

"I'm afraid that planet is too cold to support human life."