Fuel-free Explorer Pillows

Electric or fossil?

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Man on Island.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'Well, don't look at me!'

"One day son,all of this will be yours."

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

That's our uncivilized civilization!

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

Future Farmer struggling to get water

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"