Energy-saving Explorers Pillows

'Look I know I said 'energy saving' but this is ridiculous.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Giraffe Selfie

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Mush on."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Headphone swing

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

I can be upgraded, can you?

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'Well, don't look at me!'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Welcome to the North Pole