Efficiency Explorers Pillows

"I wish I could find the time to take a time management course."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Motivation to work

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Danger Slow Sand.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

There is No Planet C

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

The Evolution Of Man.