Fuel Economy Critiquer T-Shirts

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Propane Supply

Short Memories

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

The last drop of oil...

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Pot of Gold...

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Gasoline fuel theft

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

Facing a Cold Winter

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."