Fuel Economy Critiquer T-Shirts

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Propane Supply

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Short Memories

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

The last drop of oil...

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Pot of Gold...

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Gasoline fuel theft

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"