Fuel Crisis Commentator Pillows

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I think we have run out of time..."

Ukraine Crisis

Chinese stock market

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

How Glaciations Begin

Spanish bank needs propping up.

The bailout.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

The euro currency is a bomb.

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Agency Moody's comments

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.