Fuel Crisis Commentator T-Shirts

"What's your name?"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I think we have run out of time..."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

Chinese stock market

Ukraine Crisis

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Unconditional Surrender

The bailout.

Euro fall...

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

The euro currency is a bomb.

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Agency Moody's comments

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Invade This

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."