Energy Crisis Commentator Pillows

Power cuts. . . Ideas shortage.

"I'm not freezing. Inflation and the rising cost of energy and fuel makes me hot with rage!"

Russian Gas Supplies to Europe

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Ukraine Crisis

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Chinese stock market

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

The bailout.

Unconditional Surrender

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

The euro currency is a bomb.

Agency Moody's comments

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"