Energy Crisis Humorist Pillows

Winter will be tough...

Sisyphus and coronavirus

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

Hello, is this Lucille? This is Lars Fusco. We met about 20 years ago at a party. You said I should call you when hell freezes over, and I wanted to clarify something which I've been wondering about over the years. At that time, were you aware of global warming?

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"I told you not to get central heating."

British Heatwave

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

"Oh great, now even gonorrhoea has covid!"

'Boy it's hot today!'

"Boy oh boy, how will you ever be able to pay your energy bills?"

Carbon Trading

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

"Would you believe me if I said you can stop worrying about the Coronavirus?"

During the heatwave, 'Naked Fridays' replaced the more traditional 'Casual Fridays'.

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'